what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

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the secret to losing followers is being yourself

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you want me to do what


I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again


is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

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You can’t keep dancing with the devil and ask why you’re still in hell.

-Something my friend told me the other day  (via polaris-azimut)

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people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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Stop saying it’s okay when your soul’s bleeding. Stop trying to dodge knives that always end up in the depths of your heart. Stop looking to the ceiling hoping that tears won’t overflow. Stop taking people’s shit. Walk away. Fuck them all.

-E.B., Self advice (via fading-breath)

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